A Well-Dressed Rhinoceros

A Well-Dressed Rhinoceros is the fifth episode of the series. It's the last episode of Ruff Ruffman's Small Pet Pet-Sitting Service: Now Accepting All Small Pets (Small Means No Rhinoceroses!).

Plot
Ruff, Fluff, Blossom and Chet do a music video of the song about materials. Along the way, we learn how some materials keep you warm or cool and protect you from water.

Lyrics
Ruff:

''Ready, Fluff? Blossom? Chet? 1, 2, 3, 4!''

There's nothing preposterous

About a well-dressed rhinoseros

There's nothing preposterous

At a party on a jetty

When it's sunny, is he sweaty?

No, he's gotten cool with cotton

See, it's lighter than a lot'n

So he's ready

No regret, he didn't

Wear this rubber slicker

'Cause though it's thicker

And the rubber repels water

It also makes you hotter!

There's nothing preposterous

About a well-dressed rhinoceros

There's nothing preposterous

About a well-dressed rhinoceros

Let's go!

Yeah, break it down (Way down)

Getting funky, I like it, yeah

Some materials keep you warm (But not on fire)

Some materials keep you cool (Icy cool)

Some protect you in a storm, yeah (From the lightning)

Some work better in a pool, yeah (In-ground pool)

All the water I've absorbed in my shaggy suit of mops

Makes me feel heavy as a bevy of triceratops

He needs to stretch? He needs to flex?

So he selects the flexible material spandex!!

He's got a flare, for what to wear

He's so clever, he'll even braid plastic bags TOGETHEEEEEEEEEERR!!

Oh, we stopped?

There's nothing preposterous

About a well-dressed rhinoceros

In every circumstance he's got the right pair of pants

The rhino, that I know named FLUFF!!!